ME:
-Tends to write it all as long as it's short: Short stories, Scripts for short films, Articles, Poems, Slum Poems, Facebook status updates and short introductions.
-Now: a Blog!
-Made in Israel. Made it to 25. Just made it. Self made. A made.
-A face in every crowd, slightly outside the fan-cam frame.
-Procrastinator.
The Blog:
-Will hopefully feature a new post every week.
-Will sometimes be written in Hebrew.
-Will feature my views on: Politics, Religion, Culture, Human behavior, Inhuman behavior.
-As well as short stories and poems
-And thoughts from my daily experiences
No more introductions for today.
Let's start my new online life with something I call:
"Cool thoughts about relationships written with amazing lyrical skills and modesty"
Relationships are a very hard thing to maintain
It's insane how /by tomorrow/ a lot of them will probably end up in sorrow and pain
Like a/ train wreck or a /plane crash
Loose lips will sink relation- ships
Cuz /no good shit ever last
But at last I discovered/ some relationship tips
Smarter than the female president at Harvard/ I forgot her name
So quicker than an NBA point guard/ I shall pass those tips I thought of sitting in the TAA courtyard
After all, relationships will forever be our sweetest mistakes we'll ever make inevitably
And while that includes me/ let us see if we can prevent some falling in love downfalls/ carefully
(1) If you care for me/ then that is/ certainly/ a start
And you don't have to be so smart to know that even a wall-mart/ can't replace a broken heart
(2) We all need space/ like John Glenn in order to become an American icon/ deprivation of it will only make relations strangle us like a 30 feet python
(3) What we don’t need is a permission slip as permission to slip outside/ it will only result in a need to hide/ it feeds the pride/ it's false
(4) A good communication case is vital/ it's more than nice and might I add relations based on guessing like 'the price is right' are destined to a chasing life of sacrifice and constant fight, right?
(5) The sooner we all come to grips with unconditional love being the greatest modern myth/ fuelled by advertisements and daytime TV/ the better our lives will be.
Look, it’s an ongoing and constant battle finding a match like a horse and saddle/ and while transferring cattle ain't easy without a guide/ sometimes you gotta let go and just enjoy the ride
Personally/ I like to tear it up/ like I/ open a bag of chips
That's why I don’t even come near one if it's not called an open relationship
Let me know what you think
אני המגיב הראשון, כבוד על
השבמחקאני ממש מבסוט שכתוב מתי כל פוסט נכתב, מחשבות באינסומנית הלימודים